But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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