I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
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