I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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