One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
Randomize
