Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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