i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
Randomize
