You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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