Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
somebody snuck up and got me drunk
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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