He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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