Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Those nachos came to me in a dream
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
Randomize