Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
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