have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
Randomize
