I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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