People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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