I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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