All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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