who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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