3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
My legs feel like baby dolphins
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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