found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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