this beer tastes like vomit already
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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