no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
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