1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
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