I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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