So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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