Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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