Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Public service announcement: if you would like to continue receiving blow jobs, a 25% increase in fuck-giving will be expected immediately, and you're expected to give an actual flying fuck at least once a week. Brought to you by the ad council.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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