what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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