Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
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