Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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