his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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