Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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