Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
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