I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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