found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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