Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
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