doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
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