do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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