week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize
