i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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