Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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