i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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