What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
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