you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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