I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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