found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
They took my balls.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
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