Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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