come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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