okay pat passed out under dana's car
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
Randomize
