Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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