don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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