If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
try to milk me bitch
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