There was a lot of him and a little penis
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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